There is a friend of mine who’s praying for a husband day and night. I think she is TRIPPING man! So I want to give her some advice. In any case, am 42 years, never married and an atheists. This makes me the best man for the job (of advising, not what you are thinking you dirty minds LOL). I can’t date an overly religious lady anyways! I hope she is reading. Kama unamjua, kindly TAG HER.
No. 1. STOP PRAYING FOR A HUSBAND
Stop this nonsense. This strategy of praying by now you should realize is not working. The evidence is there. You are still single. When you come out as a prayerful lady, men run away. No man wants a woman who thinks about God all the time. It’s exhausting, its nauseating … If you come off as a very prayerful woman, mara let’s pray, mara am going for a worship session, wanaume watakutoroka. Take it from me. So stop praying for a husband.
No. 2 BROADEN YOUR SCOPE OF MEN
Try atheists, try the mildly religious, those who are not very concerned about matters of heaven and hell and Jesus. These men aren’t as bad as your Bible says. Kwanza let me tetea atheists, they aren’t fools as Psalms 14.1 says. Atheists are understanding and more honest. Stop looking for a Christian man. Those ones are boring. Get an agnostic, atheist or humanist. Sawa?
No. 3 STOP TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL PURITY
This talk about sexual purity, wachana nayo. Men are sexual animals and it would be good if you stopped giving the impression the bloke has to wait till you get married to have sex. Most men watatoroka tu. Relax your stance on sexual purity. The virginity talk doesn’t go down very well with men.
Finally, you MUST NOT BE MARRIED. — CUT THAT CRAP!